Boy, the first time you sat down next to me
(in a fucking team meeting, mind you)
all I wanted to do
was teach you the significance of every
syllable of the word
fellatio.
Fella, you got it all. I try not to objectify you
but damn it if you don’t
stick your ass out on purpose,
stretch so I can see your tattoo
smile like your lips are delicious.
It isn’t fair and you know it.
When we make eye contact
for brief moments
I know that you know that I know that you know
and maybe we should get to know
each other more… intimately.
Right, right, but I can help myself. I can resist
you and your chocolate eyes
and mocha skin
and toned arms
and fantastic legs
and tight t-shirts
and….
wait…
what was I saying?
Literally dude you are so distracting
and I promised myself I’d never entangle with you
but am I tangling with anyone else? hell no.
I don’t even know if you’re single.
I know you have a dog.
I know you are very strong.
I know the veins in your hands make me want you to bang me up against a brick wall.
I know you’ll be the death of me, boy.
So here, to survive a minute more,
in verse I vent the velocity of my ventricles
because I’m
very, very fucked.